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AAAAH LJ IS OUT WHY IS LJ OUT I REALLY NEED IT TO NOT BE OUT RIGHT NOW

I'm guessing it's my provider, because everyone else in this house is having trouble with the interwebs aaaand I'm still getting notifications. SO, IN OTHER WORDS, my internet has locked me out of LJ. WHERE EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN. TOGETHER. RIGHT NOW. I bet something HUGE is happening. I bet a pic of BJ making out with CM on a seedy streetcorner came out and everyone is going BATSHIT and the blogs are exploding and people are running around into walls and flailing and randomly putting on wigs AND I AM NOT GETTING ANY OF THE ACTION BECAUSE I GOT LOCKED OUT OF THE PARTY GODDAMIT

I know this is getting redundant, but holy shit, this week was HECTIC. After that last post, I went off to get my education on and have been jerked around from class to class to SLEEPING ON COUCHES to class to trying to go out and dance but failing on account of horrible music to SLEEPING ON MATTRESS (with [personal profile] zarathuse for blanket) to class to library to HOME to sleep to waking up and finding lj is out.

WHYYYYY IS LJ OUT I NEEDED IT TO NOT BE DEAD I NEEDED TO BE INVOLVED WITH THE REAL LIFE OF OTHER PEOPLE as opposed to the people at uni who I'm sure are some kind of made up fake persona in people-suits because no one can really be that uninteresting right. RIGHT.

But I'm only here to whine, really. I just found out that next week will be crazier, that there are even MORE essays and MORE portfolios and MORE 'idk-why-the-fuck-you-need-to-do-this but-I'm-a-prof-so-you'll-do-what-I-tell-you-to and-fuck-me-you'll-smile-while-doing-it' AND MORE TEARS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS :(

CUT FOR MORE SADFACE )

Hahaha WELCOME TO MY PITY PARTY! TONIGHT'S THEME ISSSS SELF-RIGHTEOUS RAAAANTING! Please bring a friend and any novel from the established canon to burn on the pyre! GOOD TIMES WILL BE HAD.

Aaaah fuck it all. I'm gonna get me something to drink. Then write some more porn. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT 3 AM IS ALL ABOUT, PEOPLE.

FUCK YEAH PORN ♥

(butlj'stilldown boo :()

PS I WANT A FIC WHERE MERLIN FINDS AN UNDERGROUND MAGIC-USER CLUB IN CAMELOT. With, like, only kids his age--street urchins and milk-maids and random pages from the castle, and there's a fast-talking pipe-smoking twenty-year-old LEADER who's like this con-man person but can also make things float at will. AND SOME OF THE KIDS ACTUALLY HAVE POWERS, but some don't, and they're all trying to teach each other magic, and they're planning this revolt against the king, and it's sort of a crap plan that's NEVER going to work because no one can actually READ or write or whatever but they're all excited and they believe in their cause and everything. And when Merlin first finds them (idk how but I bet they have a super crappy hideout place, probably in the basement of the bakery, and when Merlin comes in one day after closing time to see if he could maybe get some buns b/c yes he knows it's ten at night but Arthur is throwing a tantrum and REALLY wants some buns), they panic and think he'll rat them out and decide to KILL HIM and he's like, WHOA! WHOA! LET'S NOT DO ANYTHING RASH OKAY! but ends up having to show them his magic to get them to trust him. SO OF COURSE THEY MAKE HIM A MEMBER OF THEIR CLUB AFTER THAT, even though he's awkward about it. But then he's suddenly a PART of a club, and the leader dude (uh, um, uhhh, Leonard? Leo?) is all into him and NICE and treats him like an EQUAL and they have their crazy little magic games like he makes something float and Merlin would make it explode mid-air, and so he's hanging out more and more with Leo and the club and Arthur's feeling neglected and emo and those abandonment issues resurface again andRead more... )
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LIVEJOURNAL DIED. In the meanwhile, have some thoughts,

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AAAHH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT D:

Woke up at THREE. Was supposed to wake up hours earlier. Hoouuurrrs. Was gonna go to the city, buy a bra, a superman outfit (noooot kidding), and a CAKE. But apparently, the fact I sleep like the dead doesn't even matter because the shops are closed today. UGH UGH UGH ASCENSION, I care for you not. Why not just open the city for the hardcore atheists for a day? JUST US. By the entrance they'll have a guard screaming at people, 'EVOLUTION: TRUTH OR FARCE?' and only those who answer with 'AS A TRUE SCIENTIFICALLY MINDED PERSON I CANNOT RULE OUT THE LIKELIHOOD (NO MATTER HOW MINUSCULE) OF ANY POSSIBILITY!' get to come in, because being PC is hot. And then we shop for bras. OR, it can be a Jews/Muslims/Hindus day! The rest of Dutchland will remember (well, more like, 'ponder heavily') how Hesus took the two-way escalator up to heaven, while the rest of us contemplate world peace while deciding on bra sizes. I CAN FIT IN THAT GROUP! I can be a bit less secular for a day. I CAN. And if pretending to be more religious than I am in order to buy a bra and/OR get a discount isn't Jewish, then I don't know what is.

LOLOL look at that paragraph. How many people did I just piss off within the span of ten lines? I should get a medal.

I have a book to read. Before tomorrow. Because there's an essay due on Monday. I should do that now. I should reaaally really go do that now. I should seeerrriously go--

OH HEY how about I make a list of all the fics I haven't finished yet. SHORT TERM MEMORY GAME! I have no idea what I just said three seconds ago, what book I have to read? I don't know anything about a book WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I HAVE NO BOOK TO READ.

I actually have a list of these on PAPER on my notice board. Me. I don't even have my DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS ON MY NOTICE BOARD. Hello, my name is Derryere and these are my priorities: )

Now, on a different note, before I really have to stop pretending I don't have shit to do, a very awkward bout of linkage for LJ. I have no explanation for this. Uuuhhmmm. Yep.

at least it would seem that we don't | M/A | AU | NC17 | WARNING/SUMMARY/PROMPT: "Arthur/Merlin, reincarnation, one time they get re-born as brothers." Click at own risk!

Other than that, I have little else to share. BE HAPPY FOR IT. Fhdjfhg gonna go read now. Funtimes!
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Up until now I wasn't sure what to use DW for. Crossposting? Sure. Catching up w/ the flist twice a day so that I don't miss anything? NATURALLY. But an actual PURPOSE? As in, WHY DW and not LJ? Eh. Shrug, is what I have to say about that.

THAT WAS YESTERDAY.

NOW IT'S TODAY, and I have found a reason. This will be the place where I dump all the shame that has no place on my old journal. If you wonder why I don't update that often, well, there you go. MOST OF THE THINGS I HAVE TO SAY ARE PRETTY EMBARRASSING, as are the fics I don't post.

Why I should be any less ashamed around here, I don't know. BUT THAT'S JUST HOW IT'S GONNA BE. UH. THIS DOESN'T MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE. It did a few seconds ago. Shit.

Anyway! WHATEVER! I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING NOW.



In two days. IN TWO DAYS. And, quite clearly, it's not MBB. It's a typo'd title of a KMM comment fic. Let me say that again. COMMENT. FIC. In two days! BAM, 15K. If only I could put this kind of crazy effort into MBB. Still, though. Comforting to know that, if needed, I'd be able to finish it within a week. NOT THAT I WOULD, but just. You know. THEORETICALLY. GOOD TO KNOW.

Funny/sick thing is? The only trend to my word count increase regarding fics atm is: the more morally dubious the subject, the more enthusiastically/quickly I write it.

OH WELL. At least my characters know they're sick. I NEVER GIVE THEM ANY ROOM FOR ILLUSIONS ON THAT DEPARTMENT.

Heyhey I'm gonna maybe get a tattoo next year. Haters: love you, but please not to give me any grief on this, because I love the idea a lot. LOVE. And if I do end up doing it (s'a matter of finding out how much it's going to cost), then it'll look something like thisss:

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Now. Back to Conrad and the G's. Oh, homework, you are a piece of lowlife shit ♥

ETA, this icon! HIS NOSE. IT IS PINK. HOW IS THAT NOT THE CUTEST THING. (OH, and speaking of Arty/BJ and pink, do any of you guys ever get a moment just--randomly, sometimes, where you go, 'BJ is in love with Colsie M. It is so obvious it's almost painful. HE DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT, MY GOD.' ? I GET THOSE A LOT. And I am right. I KNOW I AM. I will never get over his ridiculous mancrush. Even when he's moved on, I WILL STILL BE MOONING OVER THIS. NGH ♥)
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HELLO, DAH REAM WIDTH. And lj! Hi lj! But mainly hi DW.

I've seen people loving this place, and some who went, EH, thanks, but we'll stick to lj. I'm still getting used to--uh, EVERYTHING. BUT GENERALLY, I like it. Oddly confused most of the time, but in a vaguely exciting sort of way.

NOW, WHAT BETTER WAY TO BREAK IN THIS JOURNAL THAN WITH ABSOLUTE FILTH?

Yesterday was. Was. YESTERDAY WAS SPECIAL. So I wrote this fic a few days ago, right, and it was M/A + Mordred. ON THE RUN! Havin' adventures! Going whaild! And the moment I finished, I went to [personal profile] cherrybina, and said, HI, you will write me a sequel and it will be filthy. Also, give me M/M/A. And she went, OKAY! And then we were both really excited about that.

Only then we realised that not everyone may agree with our MORALLY DUBIOUS (key-word, people) tendencies and shuffled around in shame for a while. UNTIL! Bina broke the ice by writing a hot but not so dubious sequel in the comments, and then another, and I jumped on the first one and wrote a totally seriously horribly dubious sequel to HER sequel. And then it all went pear-shaped. AND THEN WE SPENT A GOOD TWO DAYS FLAILING OVER THE FILTH THAT IS M/M/A, BECAUSE IT'S HOT, AND EASY TO LIKE, AND. Well. We really think we shouldn't be alone in this. PERVERTED THINGS ARE MUCH EASIER TO ACCEPT IN COMPANY.

So when Bina said, You can't leave in the comments, I said, No. I can't.

SO THIS IS ME. NOT LEAVING IT IN COMMENTS. Telling you that if you're having a moral-compass-less day, and feel particularly nasty, please come and join us in our little fest of sodomy. (ETA, I should probably add that they are all of age when said filth takes place. AS IN, WELL OF AGE. And that we're not really that disturbed :3 THAT IS ALL.)

Also, on a completely different note, I have some things to link you that require your undivided attention (unlike the sodomy). I am on my way to the shower right now, CUZ IMONNA SEE BEIRUT W/ NIEK TODAY, and time: it's running the fuck out, so I won't be able to elaborate right now, but trust me until then. REQUIRE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.



One last thing before I go get my clean on. I watched How to Be a few days ago. I had the soundtrack for ages, RANDOMLY downloaded it from the site one day and it was actually good so I kept listening, and somehow that worked as the best build up for the movie itself--because whenever it came on shuffle I was like, OH YEAH WHEN IS THAT ONE COMING OUT, ANYWAY?

So. ROBERT P, DUMP ALL THE OTHER SHIT IN YOUR LIFE AND KEEP ON DOING WHINY LOSERS FOREVER. The thing is, seriously, I enjoyed that movie so fucking much. It was funny and good and so WELL DONE, SO GENTLE in the way it conveyed any message, I was just a ball of glee throughout the entire thing. Couldn't get over the character's name being Arthur, though. IMMEDIATELY, my mind went, CROSSOVER! and then I started plotting out a story where Arthur is going through a quarterlife crisis and Merlin is the weird hippie psychiatrist who moves in with him to--

"OH. WAIT," SAID MY FOREVER FAILING LONG TERM MEMORY. "HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY DONE EXACTLY THAT? EXACTLY?"

LOL and lol and lol forever, because yes. I have. I HAVE DONE EXACTLY THAT.

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