derryere: (Default)
H ([personal profile] derryere) wrote2009-05-05 02:04 pm

Sodomy, sodoYOU, sodoeverybody!

HELLO, DAH REAM WIDTH. And lj! Hi lj! But mainly hi DW.

I've seen people loving this place, and some who went, EH, thanks, but we'll stick to lj. I'm still getting used to--uh, EVERYTHING. BUT GENERALLY, I like it. Oddly confused most of the time, but in a vaguely exciting sort of way.

NOW, WHAT BETTER WAY TO BREAK IN THIS JOURNAL THAN WITH ABSOLUTE FILTH?

Yesterday was. Was. YESTERDAY WAS SPECIAL. So I wrote this fic a few days ago, right, and it was M/A + Mordred. ON THE RUN! Havin' adventures! Going whaild! And the moment I finished, I went to [personal profile] cherrybina, and said, HI, you will write me a sequel and it will be filthy. Also, give me M/M/A. And she went, OKAY! And then we were both really excited about that.

Only then we realised that not everyone may agree with our MORALLY DUBIOUS (key-word, people) tendencies and shuffled around in shame for a while. UNTIL! Bina broke the ice by writing a hot but not so dubious sequel in the comments, and then another, and I jumped on the first one and wrote a totally seriously horribly dubious sequel to HER sequel. And then it all went pear-shaped. AND THEN WE SPENT A GOOD TWO DAYS FLAILING OVER THE FILTH THAT IS M/M/A, BECAUSE IT'S HOT, AND EASY TO LIKE, AND. Well. We really think we shouldn't be alone in this. PERVERTED THINGS ARE MUCH EASIER TO ACCEPT IN COMPANY.

So when Bina said, You can't leave in the comments, I said, No. I can't.

SO THIS IS ME. NOT LEAVING IT IN COMMENTS. Telling you that if you're having a moral-compass-less day, and feel particularly nasty, please come and join us in our little fest of sodomy. (ETA, I should probably add that they are all of age when said filth takes place. AS IN, WELL OF AGE. And that we're not really that disturbed :3 THAT IS ALL.)

Also, on a completely different note, I have some things to link you that require your undivided attention (unlike the sodomy). I am on my way to the shower right now, CUZ IMONNA SEE BEIRUT W/ NIEK TODAY, and time: it's running the fuck out, so I won't be able to elaborate right now, but trust me until then. REQUIRE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.



One last thing before I go get my clean on. I watched How to Be a few days ago. I had the soundtrack for ages, RANDOMLY downloaded it from the site one day and it was actually good so I kept listening, and somehow that worked as the best build up for the movie itself--because whenever it came on shuffle I was like, OH YEAH WHEN IS THAT ONE COMING OUT, ANYWAY?

So. ROBERT P, DUMP ALL THE OTHER SHIT IN YOUR LIFE AND KEEP ON DOING WHINY LOSERS FOREVER. The thing is, seriously, I enjoyed that movie so fucking much. It was funny and good and so WELL DONE, SO GENTLE in the way it conveyed any message, I was just a ball of glee throughout the entire thing. Couldn't get over the character's name being Arthur, though. IMMEDIATELY, my mind went, CROSSOVER! and then I started plotting out a story where Arthur is going through a quarterlife crisis and Merlin is the weird hippie psychiatrist who moves in with him to--

"OH. WAIT," SAID MY FOREVER FAILING LONG TERM MEMORY. "HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY DONE EXACTLY THAT? EXACTLY?"

LOL and lol and lol forever, because yes. I have. I HAVE DONE EXACTLY THAT.
eumelkeks: (war against porn)

[personal profile] eumelkeks 2009-05-05 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Your journal title kills me EVERY TIME. It's so lme it's awesome. *lol*

And OH MAH GAWD, you wrote Harry/Draco? O_O Fandom is a scarily small place. NATURALLY, I AM MORALLY DEPRIVED and will read your comment M/M/A tonight after uni. Yes.

Oh, and I posted the homophob!Arthur fic you seemed ENTHUSIASTIC TO READ last time we talked. *tempts*
eumelkeks: (hello)

[personal profile] eumelkeks 2009-05-05 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVEN'T! I WROTE R/S! Okay, that one time I wrote Ron/Dudley and Lucius/Snape but that was a meme! BUT NEVER HARRY/DRACO!

The best part is when people ask why Alex

Tell me they don't! TELL ME MANKIND ISN'T THAT FAR GONE!

Thread Stealing

[personal profile] simply_numpty 2009-05-05 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*headdesk*
Alex Blaine Layder = Illexplainlater
I just got that. Although I had never asked. I bow down to your ridiculously brilliant word play.
rural_juror: (R poor bored Antony)

[personal profile] rural_juror 2009-05-05 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
M/A DO A PODCAST. About general topics, their areas of expertise (idek - Arthur being a royal guy with responsibilities, Merlin being...his servant (aside - AU fic with Merlin as a Union Rep vs Arthur as the Fat Cat Owner (except not actually fat. Or a cat)) that resolve their conflict with whatever terms for the workers, that includes sex between them to seal the deal!). And someone sends in a topic about sex, and awkwardness beings, and so does puffing chests of "I KNOW ABOUT THE SEXINGS" but they really don't (and the one that seems like they don't, in fact does).

In the M/M/A, is Mordred grown up or still a kid?

Where did you get HTB, voldiecomm?

You know the next step in your Merlin fanning? COSPLAY. *dying*
rural_juror: (Default)

[personal profile] rural_juror 2009-05-05 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I mean, write a fic where Merlin and Arthur are giving a podcast.

MINE!MERLIN! lolol and you can also work in a bird, a canary! B/c they use those in mines to give the place more colour (or the real reason to detect gas). BIFA WILL BE PLEASED.

HE'S NINETEEN. I have limits. SOME.

Okay, I can read that. :D

lolol I will send you a wig for your bday. Maybe reversible so it's blond on one side and dark brown (or black?) on the other side.

Imma dl it now! I love awkward!Pattz.
cherrybina: (Default)

[personal profile] cherrybina 2009-05-05 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
So you know what I was thinking? CONCERNING THE TITLE OF THIS ENTRY: there is a distressing lack of that in the M/M/A fandom, wouldn't you say? I AM THINKING OF RECTIFYING THAT. BECAUSE I WANT TO CROSS ALL THE LINES.
cherrybina: (Default)

[personal profile] cherrybina 2009-05-05 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
WE HAVE EACH OTHER. WHAT MORE DO WE NEED? WHAT WE LACK IN NUMBERS WE MAKE UP FOR IN, UM. MORALLY QUESTIONABLE PORN.

OH IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN SO HARD.

HAVE FUN! BEIRUT <3<3<3
scifijunkie: (Arthur; I Just Came-a-lot)

[personal profile] scifijunkie 2009-05-05 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAH THE M/M/A FANDOM! THAT'S LIKE. YOU. ME. AND. YEAH. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

HEY WAIT. I AM IN THIS FANDOM. I JUST CAN'T WRITE. I need to catch up, though, don't I? OH, THE HARDSHIP.
cherrybina: (Default)

[personal profile] cherrybina 2009-05-06 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I should probably add that they are all of age when said filth takes place. AS IN, WELL OF AGE. And that we're not really that disturbed

I AM MILDLY DISTURBED THAT YOU HAD TO ADD THIS. AS IN, WHAT DID SOME PEOPLE THINK AT FIRST D:
luisadeza: (merlin aroused)

[personal profile] luisadeza 2009-05-05 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
More morally dubious than the sort-of-RPF foursome Bina already wrote?
As if that would stop me from reading...

'And I Still Miss Your Derryere' made me insanely happy, for multiple reasons.
scifijunkie: (Arthur; Pendragon King)

[personal profile] scifijunkie 2009-05-05 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
More morally dubious than the sort-of-RPF foursome Bina already wrote?

Wait, you've seen that? Why can't I remember where she posted it?
cherrybina: (Default)

[personal profile] cherrybina 2009-05-05 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
She is talking about this.
scifijunkie: (Default)

[personal profile] scifijunkie 2009-05-05 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I figured it out approximately 3 seconds after I posted the comment. I just can't edit the comments here. D: SO HARD TO GET USED TO THINGS OVER HERE.
scifijunkie: (Default)

[personal profile] scifijunkie 2009-05-05 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
OH WAIT. I AM THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE, IE THE ACTUAL RPF BINA WROTE. I REMEMBER NOW.
luisadeza: (bradley lewis)

[personal profile] luisadeza 2009-05-06 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
I think I faintly remember seeing glimpses of that as well.
You ARMER mods are like Colin and Bradley anyway: the RPF writes itself. ;)
luisadeza: (colin pfmd)

[personal profile] luisadeza 2009-05-06 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I read that at the time and thought it was pretty special.
There need to be more pairings though.
cherrybina: (Default)

[personal profile] cherrybina 2009-05-05 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I have a history of this apparently.
luisadeza: (arthur slut)

[personal profile] luisadeza 2009-05-06 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't want you to change.